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Bad Rap Song
04:35
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Yeah, yeah
The death of good music, nigga
This is my first verse
On the microphone
Something something
While I let my mind roam
I'm not good
At this rap game
Should've wrote some lyrics
And practiced, I'm pretty lame
Ow, and I don't care
I'm not wack
I'm just trying to bring
That old hip-hop back
Ow, ow, ow
I say "yow"
Cause I don't know any more lyrics
I should've wrote the lyrics
Before I recorded this
Uh, uh
(some nonsense)
Yeah, yeah, well
I'm'll just say "murr"
Cause I don't know the lyrics
I'm a gangsta (2x)
I don't...yeah
Yeah yeah
Let me play some radio
You'd probably think the song's better than me
(Plays radio)
Yeah.
Sounded kinda good didn't it?
Uh
(some nonsense) I don't know, ow
I'm really bad at this rap game, I don't, yeah
(COUGHING)
Yeah
That was quite beautiful
(A bunch of more nonsense)
Recorded
Live in the parking lot
No one's watching me
While I do this alot
Yep, yep (sosa) (sosa)
Yeah. (coughs and "dies")
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CHORUS
I failed first grade math, I don't give a (4x)
2 + 2 don't equal 4, it equal 67 (4x)
VERSE 1
Haters gonna hate
Elevators gonna elevate
Elevate my escalade
Escapade
Talkin bout the vodoo
The shoo-doo, the doo-wops
And the hooligans
Hey, get yo hands
Off my Lucky Charms, yo
You need some Old Spice
Under them arms, yo
You just mad
Cause my Oscar Meyer's bigger than yours
The only girl you've ever kissed
Tells you to do your chores
You put the art in shart
You can't tell your sistas apart
I make no damn sense here
You live in intense fear
My dream's not to be
A superstar, you see
My dream's to sell
Propane and propane accessories
CHORUS
VERSE 2
I hit Dora with a pan
Call it Pandora
I explore the Internet
Call it Internet Explorer
I got 99 problems
And a - ain't 1
I got 99 problems
And math is all of em
I get booed of the stage
But I'm getting money tho
Echo
I make my own echo
I don't need no engineer, yo
Oh wait, I am the engineer, yo
So go tow mow dow
No no go go a low a slow mo a go go
Yo
Cause I be fresh as hell
When the feds watchin you
Mer her
CHORUS
GUITAR SOLO
I'm the next Jimi Hendrix, yeah
I'm the next Todd Rundgren, yeah
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